The Alien franchise has some diverse characters. Let’s add one of our own staff to the mix to see what happens.

In Episode 1 of MONG Plays Alien: Isolation, watch as Middle of Nowhere Gaming’s Jordan Loeffler gets scared, confused, and sweaty.

Give the video below a Like if you’re coming back for Episode 2. Or just come back for Episode 2. Either option is acceptable if you find Jordan pooping himself on camera enjoyable.

Jordan Loeffler is Editor in Chief for MONG who drives a 2006 Pontiac Vibe with Minnesota license plates even though he lives in Portland, OR. She’s seafoam green, and she drives like a wave. You can also follow him on IGN and on Twitter.